Oh Noes! It’s the attack of the Zionist Squirrels.
Every day contains at least one ‘what on earth!’ moment when you immerse yourself in some of the stuff coming out of the Islamic worlds media.
The Counter Jihad Report blog has done a round up of some of the media reports from the Islamic world about allegations that the Israelis are sending animals to spy on or attack Muslim countries and Islamic groups.
Counter Jihad Report said:
“Muslims are alarmed! There is a massive conversion of animals to “Zionism”, but not a single animal has agreed to convert to Islam.
A hawk in Lebanon was recently accused of “collaborating with Zionists.” Three weeks before that, an “Israeli spy duck” in Egypt, and this just a couple of weeks after astork “spy” was found, also in Egypt. As if that’s not enough, earlier in the summer, a kestrel“Zionist spy” in Turkey was captured.
Palestinian Authority: “Zionist wild boars attack and rape innocent Palestinian girls.”
Syria: “Zionist wild pigs attack the Palestinian farmers and do not let them harvest olives.”
The Palestinian Authority’s Minister of Agriculture Mahmud Hussein: “Zionist rats penetrate into the Palestinian houses and make the owners flee in horror.”
Egypt: ” Zionist sharks attack the tourists and ruin the tourism in Egypt.”
Hamas: “Zionists have trained the wild dogs to chase and kill the freedom fighters.”
Hezbollah: “Zionists used the alligators during the Israeli raid on Tyr in July of 2006.”
This is quite obviously complete rubbish because many of these animals were part of conservation studies and therefore had tracking collars or similar devices put on them. The presence of the label ‘Property of Tel Aviv University’ sent the media in the Muslim nations where these animals were seen, into an orgy of panic about animals as spies.
It seems that they are even having a go at the Squirrels now
Counter Jihad Report added:
“And let’s not forget the 14 Zionist squirrels arrested in Iran. Iranian police commander Esmaeil Ahmadi-Moqadam announced that: “The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services.”
To us in the West this sort of behaviour looks completely mad and off the wall, but in Islamic societies, where the most popular ‘literature’ is The Koran, Hitler’s Mein Kampf and the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, should we expect anything different? The societies have been warped by hatred of Israel, and the generalised Jew hatred to be found in Islamic culture to such an extent that they have become unhinged. There is not even any logic to the story because what self respecting spy would walk (or even fly) round in a hostile environment with a label that said ‘Property of Israel’? Not even the most intellectually challenged members of the British police would attempt to arrest a Squirrel for espionage, but in the Islamic world, arresting animals seems to be a regular occurrence.
If you want to see what happens when the lunatics take over the asylum, just take a look at the Islamic world, and weep at the utter stupidity of it all.