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Some Jokes

January 10, 2013

A non Muslim was talking to his Muslim neighbour over the garden fence. The Non Muslim asked the Muslim about his wife.

The Muslim started moaning that although he was happy with his wife he felt that her breasts were too small.

The Non Muslim said: ‘Give her a chance mate, after all she’s only 10’

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Got thrown out of my local Islamic clothing shop the other day, all I did was ask for a bomber jacket.

I bought an Islamic mobile phone the other day. The problem is I set it to ‘flight mode’ and it exploded.

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The Koran is one of the few books that are not judged on spiritual or artistic merit but rather on the Bristol Stool Scale.

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My local poodle parlour got inundated with job applications from Muslims. They were advertising for a groomer.

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There was a freak flood in Mecca, I know this because a charity collector knocked on my door asking for a contribution for the relief effort. I said no as I was right out of crocodiles.

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Question: What’s small and bearded and has more rights than an Afghan woman?

Answer: an Afghan goat.

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Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on FaceBook. I said “I can’t wait for the new 911 to arrive!” Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend !!

 

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