The Chump and the Chimp (joke)
Pakistan decided that it would use its missile technology to put one of it’s Islamic citizens, along with a specially trained chimpanzee on the moon.
The Muslim and Chimp crew were given appropriate instructions in order to carry out the mission.
The Chimp’s instructions were quite complex. The Chimp had to exit the spacecraft walk 250 metres south west of the landing site, dig four holes of a specific depth and carefully place the scientific equipment in the holes and fill the holes up. The Chimp also had to monitor the data from the experiments and oversee the transmission of this data back to Pakistan.
The Muslim astronauts instructions were to ‘Make sure you water and feed the Chimp.’